What Has Each Starsign Slightly Fucked Off Right Now

*Tiny inconveniences that can fuck with your whole day.


ARIES

They got dressed up and only 2 out of 5 people complimented them.


TAURUS

Their phone battery died before they could Instagram their meal at the restaurant.


GEMINI

The group chat didn’t acknowledge their question.


CANCER

Their name was spelled wrong on their Starbucks cup.


LEO

They accidentally liked someone’s Instagram pic from 62 weeks ago.


VIRGO

They had to listen to a voicemail someone left instead of just texting like a normal person and worse still they can’t get the red dot to go away.


LIBRA

They were tagged in a bad photograph by an old friend who they now hate.


SCORPIO

Somebody thought their Cartier watch was from Topshop.


SAGITTARIUS

Someone keeps using the word ‘effect’ instead of ‘affect’ at a work meeting.


CAPRICORN

They had to pay full price for their chicken because they forgot their Nandos’ card at home.


AQUARIUS

They were forced to make small talk over lunch with someone instead of being able to read their book.


PISCES

No one retweeted the funny joke they made on Twitter.


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